WE ARE ANTIFA!!
WELCOME FELLOW THUGS AND VERMIN!
WELCOME TO THE LAUNCH OF THE ORGANIZATION'S FIRST NEWSLETTER! THANKS TO A RECENT RUSH OF NEW RECRUITS WE ARE NOW ABLE TO PUBLISH THIS LETTER TO REGISTERED, CARD CARRYING MEMBERS ONLY!
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IT IS CRITICAL TO OUR CUNNING PLANS THAT SECRECY & SECURITY MUST BE STRICTLY OBSERVED!
NEVER SHARE WHAT YOU READ HERE!
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remember our sacred slogan:
we are antifa
and you are not
so there!
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BOOM
A LOOK AT OUR CUNNING PLANS IN THE MAKING!
INITIAL PLAN #101
YOUR FEARLESS & DEDICATED LEADERSHIP FEELS THAT A SET OF "PLUG IN" PLANS SHOULD BE READY TO USE AT A MOMENT'S NOTICE WHENEVER & WHEREVER OUR EVIL FOE SHOWS ITSELF! WE MUST BE PREPARED TO ACT QUICKLY & WITH DISPATCH!
SINCE THIS IS MY FIRST CHANCE AS YOUR COMMANDANTE DEL GUAPO, I WANT TO WELCOME ALL OF YOU NEW RECRUITS!
WE HAVE IMPORTANT WORK TO DO TO KEEP THE DARK FORCES AT BAY! THIS WAS THE FIRST PLAN. IT DOES NOT MATTER WHAT CITY. THAT CAN BE DECIDED AS NEEDED:
DAY1, DAWN: INFILTRATION BEGINS
DAY 1, LUNCH: BEGIN TO ASSEMBLE
DAY 1, 1500HRS: BEGIN THE BURNING, SACKING & LOOTING OF ALL PRIVATE PROPERTY
DAY 2, OVER LUNCH: DECIDE FOR NEXT PLAN TO FIRST SACK AND LOOT AND THEN BURN!
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THE NEXT MOVE
THE ENEMY IS FALLING BACK IN FEAR AND AWE OF OUR MIGHTY RESISTANCE! OUR POPULAR UPRISING HAS THE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE TREMBLING IN THEIR JACKBOOTS! WE MUST CONTINUE THE PRESSURE, WE MUST NOT BECOME COMPLACENT EVER!
WE WILL BE ASSEMBLING AGAIN SOON TO PLAN OUR NEXT STEPS IN OUR NEVER ENDING STRUGGLE AGAINST FASCISM IN AMERICA! FUTURE GENERATIONS WILL SEE US AS THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS THAT WE ARE. LOOK FOR MEETING PLANS AND AGENDAS TO BE DISTRIBUTED SOON THROUGH YOUR LOCAL ORGANIZERS! A LIGHT LUNCH WILL BE SERVED!
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WE WILL ALSO FEATURE SPEAKERS WHO WILL EXPLAIN WHY WE SHOULD ALWAYS LOOT AND PILLAGE FIRST AND BURN EVERYTHING DOWN AFTER!
HAVE TO ADMIT WE LOOKED A LITTLE SILLY LAST TIME.
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